PREMIUM

Unlock the rest of the ladder.

The free tier ships Gooning, Brandi's voice, the standard daily & weekly challenges, and the first five ranks — fifty levels of progression. Premium adds three more girls, split-screen, Stamina Mode, and the back half of the ladder up to Goonmaster.

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Launch Special

$99 one-time. Lifetime access.

Pay once during the launch window, keep Premium forever — every future chapter, challenge, and audio pack we ship. Recurring plans only after this ends.

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Membership

Plans

One Premium, four ways to buy it. Same access on every plan.

Monthly

$9.99/month
$9.99/mo

Try it month-to-month, cancel any time.

Quarterly

$24.99/quarter
~$8.33/moSave 17%

Three months at a small discount.

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Yearly

$49.99/year
~$4.17/moSave 58%

Best ongoing value. Renews annually.

Launch Special

Lifetime

$99one-time
Pays for itself in 10 months

Pay once. Yours forever. Launch-window only.

Cards are billed through SegPay with discreet billing descriptors; crypto is processed anonymously via NOWPayments. Cancel any recurring plan from your account any time — you keep access through the end of the paid period.

  • Secure checkoutSegPay (cards) & NOWPayments (crypto) — we never see your details
  • Discreet billing“GoonMaster” never appears on your statement
  • Cancel anytimeOne click in settings — no emails, no hoops
  • Your media stays yoursNothing you load ever leaves your device
Free + Premium

What you get

Everyone gets a base loadout. Premium adds the second half of the game.

In every plan (including Free)

  • Gooning mode — free play with random pace
  • Inline video player + Companion (audio-only) mode
  • Smart metronome + AI voice guidance — Brandi, the free girl, talks you through it
  • Progression chapters 1–5 — 50 levels (Goonbie → Crazy Gooner)
  • Standard Daily Challenge — identical for every player
  • Standard Weekly Challenge — unlocks after a 7-day daily streak

Unlock with Premium

  • Three more girls — Scarlett, Chloe & SaraBrandi is free for everyone. Premium adds the shy gamer girl, your bratty step-sis, and the experienced MILF — each one talks you through the whole session in her own style, from the first stroke to the finish. Switch girls any time.
  • Split-screen multi-viewPlay 2–4 of your own clips at once — side by side, three columns, a 2×2 grid or a row of four. The metronome and overlays still carry the sound; per-clip controls let you set each one's volume, switch clips and jump ±10s any time.
  • 100-clip playlistQueue up to 100 videos per session instead of the free tier's 4 — they cycle so the whole playlist plays before anything repeats, you skip freely, and (with split-screen) run several at once. Everything stays on your device; nothing uploads.
  • Stamina ModeA premium-only mode that just keeps going. Pace creeps up the longer you last. Tracks your personal best — see how far you can push it.
  • Chapters 6–10 — the road to Goonmaster49 more levels (Goonmaxxer → Goonlord → Goonmaster) with steeper curves and longer sustained finishes. The endgame rank is the only one with a gradient finish — and the only finale peaking at sustained Very Fast pace.
  • Finale Mastery capstonesA brutal prestige run waiting at the end of every chapter — harder than the Finale, with a near-vanishing tease dip and a long, relentless sustain. Pure flex, big XP, a gold star on the chapter.
  • Daily Pro & Weekly Pro variantsHarder cuts of both shared challenges. Same theme as the standard versions, longer and with higher peaks — the Weekly Pro runs about twice as long as the standard Weekly.
  • Streak FreezeOne freeze per week. Skip a day without breaking your daily streak — your weekly unlock stays on track. Loss-aversion insurance for the busy days.
  • Premium metronome soundsSwap the default tick for a fleshy clap, a punchy plastic knock or a woody drumstick snap. Preview every sound free in the metronome card — pick the one that sets your tempo right.
Questions

FAQ

Quick answers before you decide.

What does Premium actually unlock?
The three premium girls (Scarlett, Chloe and Sara — Brandi is free for everyone), split-screen multi-view (play 2–4 of your clips at once), a 100-clip playlist (the free tier holds 4), Stamina Mode (endurance with personal-best tracking), the premium ranks (Goonmaxxer → Goonmaster — 49 levels past the teaser), the per-chapter Finale Mastery capstones, the Pro variants of the Daily and Weekly challenges, Streak Freeze (one weekly skip-day token), and three premium metronome sounds. Everything else — Gooning, your own media, the metronome, voice guidance with Brandi, the standard challenges, chapters 1–5 — is free forever.
How do payments work? Can I cancel?
Card subscriptions (via SegPay) bill on a fixed schedule (monthly, quarterly, or yearly) and can be cancelled any time from your account settings — cancellation stops the next renewal and you keep premium access through the end of the period you already paid for. Paying with crypto (via NOWPayments) is always a one-time charge that unlocks Premium for that plan's length (30 / 90 / 365 days, or lifetime); nothing auto-renews, so you simply pay again to extend. The Lifetime plan is a one-time charge with no renewal either way.
What is the Lifetime deal?
A one-time $99 payment that unlocks Premium for the lifetime of your account. It is available only during the launch window. Once it ends, this offer is gone and the recurring plans become the only options.
Do you host my media or videos?
No. Ever. Your media stays on your device — the player runs entirely in your browser, nothing uploads. We do not store, scan, transcode, or have access to any media you load. See the privacy policy for the full breakdown.
How does billing show up on my statement?
Card payments are processed through SegPay, whose discreet billing descriptors are an industry standard for adult-adjacent services — your statement shows "SEGPAY.COM*DOPATEQ", never "GOONMASTER". Paying with crypto never touches a bank statement at all.
Do you accept crypto?
Yes — from launch. Pay anonymously with cryptocurrency via NOWPayments, or use any major card via SegPay. Both options are available at checkout.

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